Top definition. I'm looking for a man to play with.
Age and weight are not important, just be taller than me, funny and DDF. DDF unknown.
I am looking for someone who is DDF. Please be DDF. DDF or Daily Dose of Frank Original - Dnevna doza Franje Croatian For when you have a friend in group who just has random outbursts of unrelated, fairly stupid comments or jokes and after a dudee you become used to it and call such phenomenon - DDF.
It's also appliable for when someone else has stupid remark and you call it DDF in respect to Franjothe ultimate redneck. Out of the blue, unrelated he says something like Frank: Distant Distortion Factor When a girl looks damn good farther away, but really is a skank whore up close. DDF sex.
Dick Don't Fit. When a guys dick doesn't fit in a girls pussy cause she's just too tight.
Distance Distortion Factor. When a girl looks hot from a distance but isn't when you get closer.Lady Wants Casual Sex South Wallins
I've been closer and she isn't. Distance Distortion Looking for safe sane bottom dude When a girl is really hot from far away, but when you get closeru realize dat she aint dat hot! Whoadat girl suffers from DDF. Knobber Stone Cold Night Shyamalan Waste Yute Milkshake Duck I'm H'd Drake Curse New Jersey Turnpike RIL Pastor McMurtry Planeclapper